Contrary to popular belief that I am doing my damnedest to uphold, I can, in fact, take care of myself. If you'd wanted to hurt, you would have done it yesterday the second I caught you.
... also, I have a big knife. Like, really big. Not quite sure exactly where it is right this moment but in an emergency, I can improvise.
[She mimes a stab with her chopstick before plopping another piece of meat in her mouth.]
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Contrary to popular belief that I am doing my damnedest to uphold, I can, in fact, take care of myself. If you'd wanted to hurt, you would have done it yesterday the second I caught you.
... also, I have a big knife. Like, really big. Not quite sure exactly where it is right this moment but in an emergency, I can improvise.
[She mimes a stab with her chopstick before plopping another piece of meat in her mouth.]
And it's not mooching if I offer, is it?