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"Fox" ([personal profile] foxable) wrote2020-05-22 09:22 pm
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[personal profile] huaisang 2020-07-31 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What happens if you leave a bunch of straws in a blender then turn it on?
foxable: (what the fuck?)

[personal profile] foxable 2020-07-31 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
uh

is

is this a trick question



a mess??

I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME
I DON'T EVEN TOUCH THAT THING
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[personal profile] huaisang 2020-07-31 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I know!

It was Mingyue-ge, he did this. I know he's denying it but I know the truth.
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[personal profile] foxable 2020-07-31 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
uh

why

would mingyu put straws in the blender

he's like super obsessed over kitchen equipment

he's probably more mad than you are
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[personal profile] huaisang 2020-07-31 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
How should I know! It started with one and now there are a dozen in there.
foxable: (oh my god you didn't lmfao)

[personal profile] foxable 2020-07-31 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)



duplication magic???

okay what kind of straws are we talking about here

are they enchanted
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[personal profile] huaisang 2020-07-31 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
They are pink with red. I don't think they can be used for cultivation if that is what you mean.
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[personal profile] foxable 2020-07-31 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
no not the ancient daoist magic but like

my magic

do they have any symbols on them


also pink with red is kind of a weird colour combo for straws?? is that just me???
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[personal profile] huaisang 2020-07-31 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It is awful, they should have gone with red and white or pink and white.

There is a little symbol at the very end.



Wait are these your straws?
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[personal profile] foxable 2020-07-31 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
no! i don't have any straws! why would i need straws?? or a blender??

besides i would get black straws, clearly

what kind of goth punk would i be with pink and red

what is the symbol on them? can you describe it?
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[personal profile] huaisang 2020-07-31 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought blenders and straws were must haves in modern houses here.

It is... I don't know, I don't know... swirly?
foxable: (what the fuck?)

[personal profile] foxable 2020-07-31 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
sure, for normal boring people

anything a tool can do, i can do better with magic

usually
when i'm not constantly draining my chroma anyway


swirly



idk i'm stumped

maybe lock up your blender
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[personal profile] huaisang 2020-07-31 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you make a strawberry smoothie with magic?


Hm... There are two possibilities here, that there is a straw thief coming into my house or magic.
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[personal profile] foxable 2020-07-31 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
sure
probably

i have never actually tried but i'm sure i could figure it out!!



wait
so a straw thief is coming into your house and
leaving straws??

magic sounds more likely

maybe it's a weird ad campaign
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