Open RP Post

[foxable]

Will make this pretty later

Comments

[descendency]

huli
repeat after me
any amount of fire is too much fire
WHEN YOU ARE THE THING ON FIRE

[foxable]

i’m fine!!! i didn’t even burn myself

it was just my sleeve

and a bit of my hair

[descendency]

[ mingyu is fully screaming on the inside because he loves that hair don't you dare burn it off by accident?? like on purpose is okay, if you wanna be bald he supports you fox but don't you dare make your gorgeous hair a cASUALTY of MAGIC. ]

how much is a bit
are you headed home back>

[foxable]

just a couple curls
it's fine it's fine

uh

well if you're awake then yeah i'll head back

assuming mr wiggles hasn't completely usurped me

[descendency]

mm, you might have to wrestle him
also
you're not allowed in this bed until you're showered and dry
i bet you smell like burnt hair and regret

[ this is definitely not code for mingyu is going to meet you in the shower.

...

okay fine he's going to meet you in the shower. ]

[foxable]

you want me to wrestle an octopus huh

i don't wanna hurt him

i smell amazing, thank you
i always smell amazing

but a shower sounds good anyway

[descendency]

[ he really shouldn't reward this cheeky irreverence with him naked and wet and waiting in the shower... but he's gonna. sighing at himself, he fires back a text as he goes to do just that. ]

how far out are you? i'll make some food
after we're clean and fed it's back to sleep, i don't care if i have to smother you with a pillow.

[foxable]

i can be there in twenty



you sure you want to go right back to sleep if i'm fresh out of a shower and fed?

[descendency]

mmhm
sir wiggles and i are very happy together, you know

[ because he's gonna jump you in the shower, but he'll let you think it's because he's being a brat about the octopus for the moment. ]

[foxable]

well i guess i can't compete with tentacles....

:c

[descendency]

no magic tentacles
stop thinking about it right now
no
hard no
banned

[foxable]

oh come on

you can't leave an opening like that and then veto it!!!

why no tentacles

i'd make sure they treated you right

[descendency]

oh...?
and how would they treat me right

[foxable]

a loving, gentle embrace that enshrouded you in affection



and then made use of every available orrifice

don’t lie, you’d love it

[descendency]

hmmmm
but could you make it so you felt it too?
doesn't seem fair, really, otherwise

[foxable]

sure

it’d be like though touch gloves i made that one time

just because it turns out to be creepy when you can feel the outside of your gloves like your hands doesn’t mean having magic tentacles wouldn’t be awesome

though honestly watching you in that state would be enough reward on its own

[descendency]

'that state', hm?
awfully confident in your ability to control eight magic appendages you've never had before
i think i ought to punish your hubris by putting you on a schedule

[foxable]

sure i’m confident

it’s just extra arms how hard could it be

ugh i hate schedules what kind of schedule

[descendency]

spell ready for me by hmmm
friday
and if i'm satisfied with the results, we can play with them over the weekend
otherwise
you have to watch while i spend the weekend in just an apron but no touching

[foxable]

like you’d have the will to stop me if i did it anyway

but fine you’re on

guess i’m not sleeping tonight after all

[descendency]

no, you're sleeping. i want to sleep. we're sleeping.

[foxable]

i can sleep when i’m dead

right now: tentacles

i’ll watch you sleep while i work tho

[descendency]

huli, please

[foxable]

okay okay okay

i’m sorry

did i actually upset you by not being there? i didn’t mean anything by it

[descendency]

...can't sleep without you