Open RP Post

[foxable]

Will make this pretty later

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[descendency]

oh, i see
you're absolutely right
sir wiggles will get cuddle preference from here on

if the end goal is to bridge it to mundane tech anyway, could you rig the source to hook up to like a normal voltage regulator?

[foxable]

what!

no!

if there was a sad fox emoji you would be getting it right now

i still want cuddles!! i just didn’t want to wake you up with my tossing and turning

uh
is this where i admit I don’t really know how mundane tech works? you might have to show me

[descendency]

no you're right, eight arms is superior. we're cuddling right now.

and sure, we can go pick one up from the hardware store tomorrow. there's a couple different types, we can play around until we figure out which one works for your project.

[foxable]

replaced by an octopus 😔

i thought he was my bro 😔

alright sure
that does sound good

uh
what *are* you doing up, tho?

[descendency]

[ all he sends back is a selfie of him cuddled up, naked, with the octopus. that poor, poor octopus. ]

[foxable]

[ All he gets back is a selfie of a very pouty- and somehow soaking wet and smoking a little at the same time - Fox. ]

[descendency]

emmet martin did you set yourself on fire

[foxable]

i am never letting anyone find out my full name ever again

[descendency]

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE

[foxable]

i’m fine!!!

it was just a little fire

and it was already raining so

[descendency]

huli
repeat after me
any amount of fire is too much fire
WHEN YOU ARE THE THING ON FIRE

[foxable]

i’m fine!!! i didn’t even burn myself

it was just my sleeve

and a bit of my hair

[descendency]

[ mingyu is fully screaming on the inside because he loves that hair don't you dare burn it off by accident?? like on purpose is okay, if you wanna be bald he supports you fox but don't you dare make your gorgeous hair a cASUALTY of MAGIC. ]

how much is a bit
are you headed home back>

[foxable]

just a couple curls
it's fine it's fine

uh

well if you're awake then yeah i'll head back

assuming mr wiggles hasn't completely usurped me

[descendency]

mm, you might have to wrestle him
also
you're not allowed in this bed until you're showered and dry
i bet you smell like burnt hair and regret

[ this is definitely not code for mingyu is going to meet you in the shower.

...

okay fine he's going to meet you in the shower. ]

[foxable]

you want me to wrestle an octopus huh

i don't wanna hurt him

i smell amazing, thank you
i always smell amazing

but a shower sounds good anyway

[descendency]

[ he really shouldn't reward this cheeky irreverence with him naked and wet and waiting in the shower... but he's gonna. sighing at himself, he fires back a text as he goes to do just that. ]

how far out are you? i'll make some food
after we're clean and fed it's back to sleep, i don't care if i have to smother you with a pillow.

[foxable]

i can be there in twenty



you sure you want to go right back to sleep if i'm fresh out of a shower and fed?

[descendency]

mmhm
sir wiggles and i are very happy together, you know

[ because he's gonna jump you in the shower, but he'll let you think it's because he's being a brat about the octopus for the moment. ]

[foxable]

well i guess i can't compete with tentacles....

:c

[descendency]

no magic tentacles
stop thinking about it right now
no
hard no
banned

[foxable]

oh come on

you can't leave an opening like that and then veto it!!!

why no tentacles

i'd make sure they treated you right

[descendency]

oh...?
and how would they treat me right

[foxable]

a loving, gentle embrace that enshrouded you in affection



and then made use of every available orrifice

don’t lie, you’d love it

[descendency]

hmmmm
but could you make it so you felt it too?
doesn't seem fair, really, otherwise